1. I got fur.
2. I have too many scars.
3. My left nipple is offset.
4. My feet are huge.
5. I have no acne anywhere but my face.
6. I have really thin legs.
7. I have the offset stomach muscles, so my six pack doesn’t long up exact.
8. I never smell bad.
1. Always had friends.
2. Spent a lot of time with family.
3. Disneyland? Annually.
4. Wanted to be a fireman.
5. Always wanted the Stache.
6. Jew food = weekly
7. More family was around.
1. Zero self esteem.
2. Humor over everything.
3. Vivere la vita nella corsia veloce. Plain and simple.
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